Break Room Hog Busted

Unbelievable. I brought in an entire casserole this morning, and by lunch time it’s gone! This isn’t the first time my food has gone missing from the break room fridge. In fact, this happens so frequently, I installed a hidden camera to catch the greedy culprit. That’s right, piggy. You’re busted! You gobbled the entire dish up in 10 minutes flat. That was enough to last me all week! Since youre such a greedy piggy, youre going to show me how much you can really shove in your face, privately in my office tomorrow. Oink for me as I stuff that fat belly to its limit!