Not A Sin

This is not a clip to take you away from your religion, I know you love the good book and your God. I also know that sometimes you feel some guilt about masturbation but no where in the scripture does it actually say that masturbation is a sin. I am here to encourage you to get closer to God by masturbating to me to release some stress so of course you have more time to focus on your faith and worship. You trust me right?