Your Dick Is a Joke

Are you trying to hide something under your pink pantie? Is that a chastity cage? Its the tiniest one I have seen. A real joke. Do you think you can impress anyone with... that? Or better: seduce anyone? I will destroy you with the harshest SPH and enjoy it so much. If you, like so many men, hadnt place your self-esteem into this pathetic manhood sack that you believe is precious, you would not be crying already. Deeply you know this tiny appendage is not attractive, not sexy, but ridiculous and pathetic. Lets be realistic: its not big enough to even literally dangle. One silver lining though: it is funny, and probably make a lot of people laugh. In a twisted way, you make a lot of people happy. Your dick is a joke, and I will tell you everything about that. At the end, as youre forever denied in your cage, you will swallow your precum - not only whats left of your ego.