Your Gooner Purpose

What’s the point of your life? Do you have some naive notion of a higher calling? A career? Some kind of hobby? Fuck off with that nonsense. None of that gives you a sliver of the joy and satisfaction you get from stroking your cock and gooning for Princess Candy. Throw it in the trash. Realize your true desires in life. Shift your priorities, and build your life around your gooner purpose.