Dick Rating Goes Wrong SPH

You decide it’s finally time to take the plunge and pay for a dick rating by THE Goddess Crystal but it quickly takes a turn for the worst when I see what you’re packing in those boxers. What a disappointment! Were you seriously thinking this would go well? How could I lie when your cock is THAT small. I couldn’t even pretend to be impressed with something that requires a magnifying glass to see. No woman would ever want a cock that small. No matter how high your hopes were for a positive response, this dick rating is about to go terribly wrong.