Youll Never Make a Woman Cum

You should all know by now just how far from heterosexual I am. Still, when I announced my relationship with another woman, you all seemed so shocked! You really shouldnt be. Of all people, I know the true measure of a man. I know simpy men like you just dont make women cum. So that creates an orgasm deficit. The orgasm gap is real. Im just doing my part to correct it. Im just here to give and receive orgasms from other women while instructing you to stay chaste and sexless. Were correcting the balance, you and I. Im going to fuck all of the women I want, and youre going to stay sexless and pussy free. Sound good? Oh wait, I dont care if it sounds good to you. It certainly sounds good to me.