Tiny Unfuckable Dick

Listen, nobody wants to fuck your dick. Just face it. Its pathetic. Tiny. Unfuckable. No woman could get any real pleasure from it. I dont even want to think about how weird you would look jerking it - disgusting. You dont take full strokes with your entire hand, more just like tiny motions with 2 fingers. Why would I want to be friends with a weirdo who has an inadequate penis? We arent friends. We never will be. But, you can pay me to talk to you. You can buy my clips and get my attention so I can personally tell you what I think of your gross weenie.