Shaming Your Jerk Off Habits

You are SUCH a chronic masturbator! Such a jerkaholic. I know I’m laughing at you, but really, it’s not funny for you… It must be impossible for you to maintain healthy relationships with others, specifically with women… I bet you like jerking off more than you like real sex (if you’ve ever even had it before.) It’s so fucked up. Hahaha. You’ll NEVER have a healthy sex life and definitely never have healthy masturbation habits. You’re an ADDICT… a masturbation addicted freak! This will be a problem for you forever. You’ll never be able to stop. So embarrassing and pathetic.