A Hand Humpers Vday

Are you really surprised that youll be humping your hand all valentines day? Vday is not for a loser boys pleasure its for spoiling your Goddesses!! While youll be playing with your micropenis, goofing to porn, Ill be spending all of your money and fucking on my man...something you will never know anything about lol.. loser boys like you dont even deserve the right to touch yourself but what else do you actually have to do