Chastity for the Undesirable

Lets face it, you are destined to be perpetually undesirable. The flap of skin between your legs is useless and about as sexually pleasurable to women as a headache. So, are you going to keep on wanking your life away, or are you ready to accept my very generous offer? Lock it away in chastity and give me your key. Hand over whatever little power you have left, and let me help you help yourself.