Humiliated By The Lifeguard

You are a grown man and cant swim?! Wow just stay over in the shallow end then. No I wont save you. If you cant handle 3 feet of water then you shouldnt be in a pool. Ill just say it was natural selection at work. Boo hoo cry me a river, like I give a damn about this job. Tell you what though, the sprinklers out from will be turning on soon. Go play in those and leave me alone.