Human ATM Conversion

Youve always been so good at doing what I want, so it should be easy for you to accept whats going to happen to you. Its conversion time, and youre my weak subject. Havent you always wanted to be converted into a useful, spendy ATM for me? See, I like you sooo much better this way. Why would you want to be anything else when THIS is what I want for you? Exactly. I know best. Youll be happier like this anyways. Pleasing me and spitting out cash. Youre born to be my human ATM.