Happy First Valentines Day Loser

I know that you have never celebrated Valentines Day before. I mean you are a virgin. (Or its been so long for you that you are basically a virgin again) You have never properly celebrated Valentines Day before, and you want to practice with Me. Not that I want a bunch of pathetic losers as Valentines, but somebody has to train you boys. You are going to follow my every instruction, and be rewarded with some ass worship