Losers Kiss Ass

You always knew that something was "wrong" with you. Growing up, you had to watch all of your friends get girlfriends.. hook up, have one night stands... and yet youd never even KISSED a girl before. Not that you hadnt tried to convince one to let you..... anytime the opportunity came, it just didnt feel right, huh. The reason for this feeling inside of you, is that youre a LOSER! And losers dont get to kiss girls... they kiss ASS! I encourage you to embrace your beta self and finally get the kiss youve always wanted but never got! hahahahaha one kiss on this ass, and youll be ruined FOREVER! Say bye bye to your dreams of being "normal".... youll be kissing ass for all eternity!