Broke Subs Get Dogfood

What’s that? Another missed tribute? What’s your excuse? Maxxed out card? Oh you poor baby. You say that like you expect me to care. Not to worry, I have the perfect solution for you: kibble. That’s right. If you are going to act like a broke bitch, you are going to eat like a broke bitch. Now get down on the floor and be grateful I even allow you this much. Maybe next month your budgeting will be better.