She Wont Notice

You spend so much time jerking off to Me instead of being there for your wife. Cant blame you though, shes boring and youre a bad husband. Thats why she wont notice when you give her a pathetic little gift for Christmas this year and spend the rest of your budget on spoiling Me. Lets be honest here, shes DEFINITELY getting spoiled by someone else anyways, thats why she wont notice and definitely wont care what pathetic loser gift you wrap up for her.