Mindful Masturbation

This meditation is only for my loyal devotees, those who work hard to please me. If you are one of them, you deserve to be rewarded. I have zero intention to suppress your sexuality. What I want is to teach you how to masturbate mindfully, so from addiction it will turn into a meditational practice. Listen to my sexy raspy voice (this was recorded when I caught a cold) and get dissolved in my divine presence.