Ask Me Out Loser

I’m the woman of your dreams. Sexy, confident, intelligent, utterly beautiful. You’re a stupid little wanker, but you’re smart enough to know that I am WAY out of your league. But I have a treat for you today. I WILL allow you to ask Me out on a date, just to see how it feels. It’s a dream come true, isn’t it? You should know what the answer is, but savor it. Even the words of rejection sound so delicious coming from My mouth.