Valentines Date Rules

Valentines Day is coming around again, and I think Ive been too cruel in keeping you trapped here all these years, so Im going to set you free. I encourage you to find a VDay date - on one condition: she has to be at least half as good as me. I mean it only makes sense, right, that if youre going to ditch your virtual girlfriend, it be with someone almost as good? Why would you downgrade? What follows is a bratty tirade of my achievements and accolades, a big brag of all the things youd be giving up in me, and why you really dont stand a chance. This is VERY arrogant brat worship - buy this if thats what you get off on; hot women parading their power.