Pussy Free 365

Valentines Day is no different for you than any other day of the year. Do you think just because its February that suddenly youre perceived as less pathetic than usual? Honestly, its the opposite! Everyone knows youre a pussy free virgin. Its so clearly written across your face. youre pussy free today, youll be pussy free tomorrow. youll be pussy free every single day of every single year.Its really for the best. youre too far along in life to just *start* getting pussy. Give up now. Accept that for 365 days a year, the only thing youll fuck is your hand. Virgin losers like you will never be given an opportunity to experience pussy. you should be thankful for that. Imagine how agonizing it would be to know what youre missing out on. At least now, you and your hand can enjoy Valentines Day the way it was intended for losers. Ignorant of the pleasure you miss out on and all alone!Its going to be a long month, isnt it? Everyone else is so busy making plans with their significant others. That just leaves you all alone, with more time to goon!