Piggy Slave Training

Welcome to Princess Wystris Pigpen! I only want loyal, well-trained pigs in my pen, so its time for your first round of training. Im going to teach you a few simple commands that every good piggy should know! You will learn how to assume the piggy position (where you should be every time youre in front of me), parade like a good pig, and oink on command. You will obey every command without question. You dont even have to think anymore! Im making your life so much simpler by turning you into my obedient piggy. From now on, all you have to do is serve me loyally. "Oink" means "yes, Princess!" and thats all you need to know. Youre going to be such a good piggy slave for me!