Leave Her Already

You have a choice to make… Me or her. Not like it’s really a choice that requires much thought considering you have been dreaming of this moment ever since you met Me. Let’s face it, your relationship with her is lifeless and dull. There is no excitement or sex for that matter. Just imagine all the fun we could have in our new life together. Endlessly pumping for and worshipping your Goddess, your everything. It’s time to leave her already. Come to the dark side with Me instead…