Star Trek JOI

Heres the story: you wake up in a room you dont recognize. Before you get too confused, I explain to you that you may have been exposed to a deadly pathogen, so Ive had to put you into a quarantine field! I introduce myself as the ships nurse and explain that Ill need to screen you for the pathogen. Unfortunately, our ship is currently passing through a rather intense ion storm - as a result, our usual method of screening arent working. So, Ill need a tissue sample. However, your chart indicates that phlebotomy makes you very queasy. We simply cant have that, but luckily theres another way to screen you - I just need a semen sample. Unfortunately I cannot touch you through the quarantine field, but I can show off for you, if that would make it easier for you....