Dirty Old Worn Sneakers

These Converse are so filthy and battered! I ought to throw them out. Except, I wouldnt do that. That would be sacrilege when there are little pervs like you, eager to give them a good new home. They absolutely stink! Ive been wearing them super tight, without socks to the gym to make sure theyre super stinky for their new owner. I tell you how Id make you untie the laces with your tongue and lick all the dirt off the rubber before letting you finally sniff my shoes and feet properly. Thats heaven for a loser like you!