Too Perfect For You

Youre under no illusion that youre good enough for me. You know youre not. You know Id never talk to you, let alone date you. Youre not charismatic, hot, wealthy, charming, funny... youre nothing Im looking for in a man and youre no match for my perfection, yet youre completely drawn to my magnetic aura. But even the most inferior of men can find a place in princesss life. Youll just have to accept your role at the very bottom of the food chain, with no chance of working your way to the top. Yes, I think I can find a use for you. Id like you much better as an inanimate object. Youll simply be my possession. Im giving you the oh so privileged role of being my foot stool. Now get on your knees and hold still while I put my perfect feet up on your back.