Your Wife Doesnt Understand You

Your wife doesnt understand you. She doesnt truly understand your needs -- but I do. I understand your addictions, your compulsive need to watch porn and pump your cock. I really get you, in a way your wife never will. Theres no place for her in your pornocentric sex life. I know youve been feeling this way for a while. Havent you been wondering why sex with her doesnt feel as good as jacking off? Why you cant stop thinking about watching porn and gooning harder? Its because those are your real addictions. Theres no room for her here. Theres nothing wrong with you. You dont need to change. You just have to accept that your wife will never get it. Shell never understand that theres no place for her here. But thats why you have Me -- I understand you in ways she never could.