The Perfect Loser Present

I have the perfect gift ready for you. Something that youve been dreaming of for a very long time. Ill let the anticipation build before I tell you. The look on your face is going to be so delicious when I slide this dress off. Isnt this view just the perfect present? Its exactly what you deserve! Get on your knees and get ready for the clip of a lifetime. This clip is significantly more expensive than usual and youll soon find out why.