Just Quit Already

Youre ready to give all of this up? I mean, I get it -- you ARE kind of wasting your whole fucking life. Spending all of your time jerking off and watching porn when you could be doing anything else. This is TOTALLY going to be the time where you can quit for real! Your cock wasnt instantly triggered or anything, right? Youre not even thinking about stroking it... or how good it feels to edge... or how hard you get from your favorite porn vids.Noooo, not at all!! Your life isnt completely fucked up beyond repair, is it? You can totally take your life back and just be a normal guy! You can definitely just be a regular guy whose brain isnt absolutely consumed by masturbation! ...right? Maybe youll never jerk off again!! Youll just live a totally normal life, completely devoid of the bliss of goonspace. You dont need the infinite pleasure of edging over and over again. You dont need that at all!! Sure, this is totally going to be the time that it works and you quit for real :)