Complete My Ritual

You can trust me...It’s true, I read it online... if you complete the ritual, you’ll be irresistible to women. It’s very specific and I doubt you’d make it thru without some practice... see it involves kissing latex clad ass cheeks while devoting entire pay checks for each kiss. Oh and then there’s the second part of the ritual where you gotta worship and gag on the feet of a superior and and confess that you want to be treated like a peasant. And the last past if the ritual involves a permanent steel collar! Heather Highborne