Put Me In Your Will

How many years have you been serving me, pet? Its been quite a long time. I have to say Ive been so pleased with your devotion to me. You have been a good and generous slave throughout your service. Tell me. Are you thinking about the future, my pet? Youve amassed a fair amount of money in your lifetime. Where is it going to go when that last gasp exits your body? Where will your fortune run away to? I can tell you I have a very good idea. Youre going to put me as the primary beneficiary in your last will and testament. I want all of it. I want your estate. I want your stock portfolio. I want your properties and your vehicles. I want everything. Youve been serving me for so long. Dont you want to make sure your Goddess is well taken care of when you are no longer here to serve me? I know you do. You want to do absolutely anything and everything to . So, call up your lawyer and your accountant. Make sure the paperwork is in order. When youre gone, I want your last act of service to mean something.