Loser Dumbfuck Jerkaholic Mockery

The depths of embarrassing behavior to which you’ve fallen are actually pretty fucking impressive. The degree to which you’ve debased, degraded, and devalued yourself is largely unmatched. And now, you’ve once again taken something that really ought not be sexual, and you’ve made it exactly that. The absolute shame and embarrassment associated with your humiliating lifestyle is now… an additional source of sexual pleasure for you? Fuck… There’s something seriously wrong with you.