Goontard

Are you ready, gooner? Ready to switch off your virtually non-existent brain completely and come on this journey, gooning yourself into oblivion? I’m even going to talk to you in a bimbo voice, just to make you feel even more of a mindless retarded gooning drone – an complete utter goontard! Jerking, edging, stroking gooning forever more. This is your life now, what remaining brain cells you have left will slowly melt away during this clip, until I’ve transformed you into exactly what I want: a hopeless, brainless, stroke-addicted GOONTARD!