Is Your Valentine

I love Valentines Day, but do you? Or are you totally over it because of the annoying demands and expectations of your wife? This year, I want you to completely forget about her. This year, Im your valentine! You like me so much more anyway -- we have so much more fun together, I turn you on so much more, and youd rather jerk your dick for me than fuck her any day!! Go ahead and pump your cock for me while I show off my hot body and talk about how much I love that I have the power to destroy your relationship. Youll let me fuck it all up, just because I want to! It doesnt matter how long youve been together, I always get what I want. You knew your marriage was over the minute you first saw me anyway. I dont want you wasting any time, money, or sexual energy on your stupid bitch wife! Instead, youre going to focus on me! Notice how much harder your dick is for me? Im going to count down and let you cum, and youll notice how much better that feels, too. Your wife cant compare to me, so just forget all about her. She doesnt matter anymore!!