Socially Awkward Loser

I know what you’re like. You begin to physically tremble when you see an attractive women in public. You forget your native language at the prospect of speaking to one. You’re not charming. You’re not quick, or mellow, or clever, or any of those words that describe desirable, functional men. Not at all. You don’t communicate well. You don’t have good social skills. You’re a socially awkward loser. Pathetic!