Theres Nothing To Suck

I’ve had such a good time getting to know you over our past few dates, and Im so excited that youve finally come back to my place! I wore something special for you after you told me you love women in lingerie, and Ive spent a lot of time thinking about all the things I want us to do together sexually. Right now, I really want to suck your cock! Take your pants off for me. Wait... thats it? Theres no way I can suck that little thing, because theres nothing for me to suck at all. It all makes sense: you’re hot, you’re successful. I knew something had to be wrong, and it turns out, it’s your cock. You’ve got a tiny little dick that’s not even as big as my pinky finger! I had so much fun planned for us tonight, but not anymore. Too bad that there’s nothing for me to suck, let alone fuck.