Loser Gooner Freak

You are a Loser Freak!! And youre going to admit it right now. Say it out loud for me -- confess how much of a jerk junkie you are. All you do is watch porn and jerk off. All you think about are your basic, primal urges. And you love it. While other men are out having fulfilling lives and doing things to better themselves, youre sitting and wasting day after day watching porn and getting so gooned. You know its not normal but you dont care. It feels too good to ever stop. You are a Loser Freak, and you love it.