Reportgooning Glitch - Mind Control Matrix

Your brain is nothing more than a hard drive for my amusement, a device Ive reformatted to suit my needs. Every memory, every thought, every useless piece of information youve ever had is being deleted, sent to the trash can of your mind. Whats being uploaded in their place? Nothing but me, Goddess Goldy, and your endless cycle of gooning. As you sit there, slack-jawed and mindless, youre not just stroking; youre uploading my dominance into every neuron. Your mind is no longer your own; its a playground for my whims, a landscape where I plant seeds of addiction and water them with. Youre a digital drone, hardwired to my desires, a puppet whose strings are pulled by my coded commands. Youve become a loyal servant in the virtual empire of Goddess Goldy, forever gooning, forever serving.