Virgin Desperation

I dont think theres anything really wrong with being a virgin. I mean, you just havent had sex yet. Im not going to mock you for not having done something. Im going to shame you for the things you do BECAUSE of that virgin desperation. Theres nothing too embarrassing about having not gotten your dick wet, but did you really have to end up here? With a gooning fetish, endless kinks, odd perversions and jerking off as your number one hobby?