The Rip Off Line

Woooooo, Christmas bonus! You decide to treat yourself and loaded up your account with $1000 to spend on lots and lots of videos. Since your treating yourself you decide to first splurge on my new Rip Off Line. You decide that you will ONLY talk to me for one minute, which will only cost you $100. Its not that easy though. One minute, it turns out, is not that much time. Im able to convince you to stay on the phone longer and longer and longer and you know Im draining your account at lightning speed. One minute turns into two minutes which turns into three minutes which is all of a sudden 4 minutes. I know exactly what Im doing and I know exactly what to say to keep you on the phone. Before you know it, youre begging ME to stay on the phone with you. So... whats a $1k phone call look like? Wanna try? Load up your account and call me...