Hand Over Your Holiday Bonus

You heard me, hand it over. Did you think I would care about saving money for you this time of year? Lol! Don’t be stupid. Pleasing me comes before anyone else. I would hate for you to go into the new year without me… and I would also hate for anyone else to find out about me using you as a wallet… wouldn’t you? There is one simple remedy to our problem, HAND OVER YOUR HOLIDAY BONUS!