Weak Gooner Bait

Were you planning on being productive today? Crossing some items off of your to-do list? You can go ahead and forget about all of that - Im trapping you in a goon spiral and theres no escape. Im going to lure you in and take over your entire day...maybe even longer. You cant escape it, your gooner brain is too weak. Youre a porn addict, a jerk off junkie, and you cant resist getting your next fix. Youre going on a porn bender and theres nothing that can stop it. Give up on being a productive member of society, gooner. If youre reading this, youve already taken the bait.