Stupid Gooner

There are a lot of STUPID gooners out there, and youre definitely one of them. In fact, you might be the STUPIDEST gooner Ive ever encountered. You wear that title with honor dont you? "Most Mindless Pathetic Pornrotted Braindead Stupid". Thats what you are and you fucking love it. You love being so depraved and horny that you can goon to anything. That you can instantly shut that stupid brain of yours off and get even dumber than you already are. And you know what else? I love that youre a STUPID gooner. Stupid gooners like you will fit in well in an army of mindless goonbots who serve my every command. You may be a stupid gooner, but youll be MY stupid gooner!