Gentlemans Mayo

It feels like ages since you humiliated yourself for my pleasure and to make me happy. Which in itself, makes me very unhappy! So its time you made up for your absence and show me how much you want to please me. Of course pleasing me means doing things you may not want to do, but thats the point....its all about ME, I dont care what you want. So what do I have planned today? Just to enjoy a little something to eat together. Lunch lets say. What? Did you think it would be something really demeaning and humiliating? So lets get ready.... go grab a sandwich but make sure its quite a plain one. Cheese, meat or similar with NO condiments, pickles etc. Were going to make our dressing to get that sandwich nice and moist