The Sitter (Homewrecker)

Every single time that I come over to sit for you and your wife, it ends the same way. Her going out and getting a little too out of control and ending up back home on the couch. While you’re left all alone to spend the rest of the evening by yourself. I’ve noticed this pattern in behaviour and I’ve decided to make my move. Knowing that you’re the hottest man I sit for in the neighbourhood, I want to use these opportunities to get what I want from you!