Year of the Virgin

Another rotation around the sun only to find nothing has changed. By now, youve stopped trying. you know that youre going to be a virgin for the rest of your life. This pledge is nothing new to a pathetic loser like you. The only thing you get to fuck is your hand and youve come to terms with that. Accepting this fate has been crucial to the happiness you feel now. No longer chasing after some unattainable goal, you finally feel at peace with life. The time has come to fall to your knees and once again take your virginity pledge. Another 365 days of sexless worship for Goddess Lindsey.This has become a ritual for you. The highlight of your year to go over this again with Me, feeling closer and closer each time. Its the closest thing to an anniversary youll ever have.