Diva Ivy - Giving You A Filthy Habit

Im going to get you hooked on smoking because not only is it a fucking disgusting habit - its actually damaging your health too! If I can shorten your miserable life by even one day everyone will be happy! Im going to force you to chain smoke packet after packet of the cheapest cigarettes money can buy. You dont get to stop smoking those filthy cancer-sticks until the ashtray is overflowing and then guess what - Ill make you eat all that foul ash and cigarette butts - licking the tray clean. Euwgh! Its so disgusting just thinking about it but its the best way to fast-track you to addiction. Youre such a weak little idiot that once youve become hooked on smoking, youll never be able to kick it. Im going to make you smoke so many cigarettes during your addiction programming youll probably have shortened your life by 5 years or something. Thats 5 years that the world doesnt have to accommodate another loser. Youll keep on smoking until your health gets so bad therell be no coming back from it. When you hear that smoking has caused some agonising terminal illness youll remember that it was me that gave you the addiction.