You Work For Me

Are you bored at work? Im sure you are. Youre stuck in the grind of go to work to make money to spend money, arent you? I know you think youre working for a better life. You think youre working to buy more things, save for retirement or spend on your loved ones. But thats not why youre working. Youre working for me. Youre working so you have extra cash to spend on me. Youre striving for raises and bonuses so you can send them to me. Thats the truth of the matter. How else am I going to go on lavish vacations and pay my employees if you arent working your hardest and sending me all of your paycheck? Exactly. So, get back to work. Youve got a lot of work to do.