Porn Is All You Need

Porn is all that you need. A loser like you really has very few needs and the simple truth is they can all be fulfilled by watching and jerking to porn. In fact, start stroking your cock right now, whilst I explain to you, in the most humiliating way, exactly why porn gives you everything you need. From friendship and emotional connections to exercise, nutrition and hydration, there really is nothing you need you need that can’t be obtained by jerking off to porn. Say it as you stroke and repeat after me, gooner! “All you need is porn. Porn is all you need”. Keep repeating it as you stroke like a good, porn-obsessed gooning addict!