Loser Virgin Forever

Ive been wondering something for a while, loser...oh heck Ill just come right out and say it: are you a virgin? lol OMG I totally called it, I knew you were a virgin! But seriously...arent you a little old to still be a virgin? I mean, no girl is going to want to fuck you now. youre too inexperienced for your age, you could never please a hot girl like Me. Yep, I think the only girls that would actually fuck you now are or uglies, hahaha! Plus, I mean, after worshipping Me like this in all of My clips, you wouldnt want to fuck anyone else anyway! Would you? Nope, didnt think so. So you know what? I think you should just STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER. lolol yep, thats right, loser! No girl will EVER hold a candle to Me so its time to just accept your fate. An addicted, virgin, LOSER, cursed to stay this way forever.