Brown Bottle Jerk Off Loser

Youre a stroking zombie. Youre just about as far gone as they come. A total masturbation addict. How do I know this about you? Youve jerked yourself soft, and yet youre still going. You have a case of self-inflicted erectile disfunction, impotence through overuse. This act of masturbatory humiliation is the true sign of a jerk off junkie, and you know what? I love it. Theres nothing more hilarious than a loser, all blank eyed and horny, beating his soft penis into the night. Youre far past the point where most men stop, but youre not like other men. Youre weaker. Youre not a man at all, really, just a masturbation addict. Dont stop pumping. Im not here to shame you into changing; Im here to encourage you. I want you to stroke yourself soft every night. This way, you wont even think about pussy or sex or all the pleasures of a womans body that you cant have. Even if you had the chance, you wouldnt be able to perform. I look into your eyes as you hold the addictive little brown bottle under your nose to destroy your brain cells.